nobody ever wants to watch our dogs. ever.
they’re too big, fat, smelly….blahblahblah
i hate to say it but some of you are big fat and smelly and i’m still friends with you.
so joe and i have had to resort to camp bow wow when we can’t find someone to watch the dogs.
this morning i woke up at seriously the ass crack of dawn to get my dogs loaded into the car (harder than one would think), get them to camp bow wow and get myself to work in time.
i load my pockets with treats, lock and load the collars and leashes on the dogs and make our way out to the car.
binks is obviously very excited to escape his mundane day to day chores, eating, sleeping, toilet water drinking, chair chewing, sleeping …you get the picture.
butters is pissed he’s missing the today show.
binks is oddly very graceful and jumped right in the back.
swarthy little butters though…not so graceful
cut to me in a dress and heels hoisting a 115 lb collie into the back of the explorer.
butters has a tendancy to sprawl out when you try to pick him up too. all four paws OUT!
finally loaded up we make our way to camp bow wow.
I can tell binks is nervous because he doesn’t know if he is heading to the vet or to the park or to camp.
either way from the back i hear
binks, “i hate you”
butters, “yea we hate you, we hate your stinkin guts”
oh really? haven’t heard that before mutts take a number.
we make it to camp bow wow. again, binks jumps out of the car gracefully.
cut again to me climbing into the back of explorer to talk butters into jumping out and end up pushing him out.
collect myself and my mutts and check them into camp bow wow.
(they are usually in indoor playground 3).
oooo valentines day.
joe and i decided not to do gifts this year. valentines day people, is not that big of a deal…right?
i went to anthropologie to purchase a little valentines day gift for myself.
cookbooks, a pie plate and a small thing of perfume. all on sale, all for under $50.
then joey sent me flowers! that stinker they are gorgeous. here is our email chain.
abby: hey are you watching the doggie cam? can you see that they are all laying down sleeping?
joe: Lol…I just saw that! I showed our entire engagement team our dogs J That’s too funny!
abby: i don’t like you.